In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
mY FRIEND CHARLES JU ST POSTJED THIS HE PUT LIGHTS ON H IS FUCKIGN PALM TREE AND he diDNT REALIZE IT WOULD LOok LIKE A COCK JIZZING IM CRYING??? ???? ????////// / / / /
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
Honor Nelson Mandela’s life not just with reblogs or quotes, but by fighting for equality and justice every day you have on this earth.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled
My physics teacher hates me because all I do is draw in his class
why do potatoes make good detectives
because their eyes r always peeled